There's 50 Ways That Mickey Mouse Could Die Tonight

from Don't Buy the First Album, Jerk-Wad. Get This One! by Ripcordz

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lyrics

Fried, freeze-dried or fricasseed’s a good way to start now
Let him grow some fangs and put a stake through his heart - ow!
Fentanyl-laced cheese might do it, so would an anvil
Buy a cat, a baseball bat, or drop in a landfill

CHORUS
There’s 50 ways to pop him, and there’s 50 ways to stop him,
and theres 50 ways that Mickey Mouse could fry tonight
50 ways to paste him, and there’s 50 ways to waste him,
and theres 50 ways that Mickey Mouse could die tonight

Sliced, diced or bitten by a deadly rabid Pluto
Decapitated, grated or crushed by angry Bluto
Acetone will do the trick, a good old-fashioned gunshot
Set a trap, neck goes snap, force-feed him some gutrot

Bugs could take him, Taz filet him, Scar shake & bake him
Wil E drop him off a cliff, exterminate him
Malificent just zaps him, Elmer double taps him just in case

Boiled, broiled or roasted on a spit by Cruella
Knifed in the back by Minnie and her new fella
Throttled, bottled, flattened by a falling piano
Pest control can do the job or call Hitman-and-Go

All right
Not so bright
Die tonight

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from Don't Buy the First Album, Jerk-Wad. Get This One!, released March 28, 2020

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Formed in 1980 and been playing ever since. Proud Punks from Montreal. We've played more than 2,500 shows and put out 18 albums. But we're not living in the past. Our new stuff is our best stuff.

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