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Canadian As Fuck

by Ripcordz

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Real Bands 01:05
Real bands don't drink lite beer, ice beer, dry beer They drink free beer
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Sonic Youth's on screen Egos big and mean Is all of this what we were fighting for? Arena Rock returns Punk Rock bands get burned It seems to me that we just lost the war To the Demi-God called Thurston Moore CHORUS 1991. Year of the lie. 1993. The Year Punk Died. 1992. The cash piles high. 1993. The Year Punk Died. College stations suck the majors for big bucks Seattle spawns a heavy metal cult A boring west coast invasion results Rollins thinks that he's a poet Jello's vain and man he shows it We had our chance but now we've blown it Indies sell their souls, Punk Rock bands get old California bores us all to death The Punk revival sucks its final breath
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Everything's all right by the TV light Got a six-pack of Molson and it's Saturday night Got Lemieux in the pool, we all think he's cool The Canadiens are flying and for once the CBC rules CHORUS And in the intermission it's the man with the mission It's time for the All-Canadian Need sauce on those fries, drop those gloves and fight Don't let those wimpy Swedes get you uptight The best sport in the land, basketball be damned Americans will never understand Hey Don, love you guy In a manly, kindof aggressive, non-sexual sort of way of course Gretzky's pretty cool, and Wayne's Canadian too But no one could be as true as Don and Blue Cutting through their lies, blinded by his ties He's a superstar and still just one of the guys
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Generation X 03:02
Long hair, street wear An attitude that says that I don't care Plaid shirts, long skirts I listen to that grunge stuff when I'm hanging at Gert's Living with my parents - They think this stuff is all rebellious and cute Working at mom's office - I comb my hair back when it's time to commute CHORUS I'm a member of Generation X Classified by income, age and sex I'm a member of Generation X Three chords, skateboards Raving at a disco or grooving to the Doors Skinheads, young Reds All grouped together by some yuppie Deadheads In a land run by the old - We find ourselves locked tightly in a tiny little box A demographic trick - That cheats us all if we can't break open their locks Your Generation, The Me Generation The Blank Generation, you just can't count the lies
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Chill Out 02:57
Hey Big Business Guy - working on a number crunch Hey Mr. Suit and Tie - working on a business lunch I see you working, money is your only saviour You fear the cashier's ring Greed overpowers your will, your hand's caught in the till CHORUS I wanna know Why can't you just... Chill Out I watch you lose your youthful fire I watch and wonder if I care Sell yourself to the closest buyer They hit you really hard, you bought the whole nine yards Should have let the seller beware Hey Big Business Guy - you used to be so cool Hey Mr. Suit and Tie - a fashionable fool I didn't lie to you when I told you you were full of garbage I didn't lie to you, why should I care what kind of clothes you wear?
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Now everybody knows that I have got a sweet tooth It comes from tasting living delicacies looking like you Gonna fill up fast, dining on you Never gonna block me from a chocolate chip But when there's something new you know I'll give it a rip Fresh young thing you'll never give me the slip You're a real cute cookie, you're what I want Every move you make is a crumby taunt I'm a cookie monster, gonna eat you up tonight Why don't you come with me my honey, I'm the gingerbread man Tasting all the sweet things from across this grand land Gonna start with you, just give me your hand When I look at you I know that you're real well done You're the type of cookie that makes this job real fun Make me regret the things that I've done
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I didn't understand you when you came walking through my door I didn't understand why you kept holding out for more An afternoon delight, insatiable appetite I didn't understand you were something to abhor A picture-perfect anti-hero An absolute... Zero They never hear you coming, never know you're there You're nowhere to be found and then you're everywhere Frowning like the night, an irresistible fright I didn't understand that you could lay my feelings bare Terror screams, answer softly Waking dreams, hit you hotly Your greatest foe lies right between your eyes
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17 03:01
Hanging in the caf listening to really cool tunes Looking for the Summer as May turns into June No hag, you're a senior and you rule the school Don't wait for the weekend, there's a party tonight Don't need no big specialized engraved invite Got a two-spot in your pocket and you're feeling alright Never have to worry 'bout what's happening next week Never have to fill out no god-damned time sheet CHORUS Coz when you're 17, you never say never When you're 17, you're gonna live forever When you're 17, it's a... cool world Breaking all the rules, you got a really hot date Your parents better sleep tight coz you're coming home late Nervous and shaky coz you know that sex is never safe Cruisin' round, you're sitting in the driver's seat Sneaking into clubs with manufactured ID Dressing down exactly the way you want to be Never have to worry about watching that waistline Never stop to think about cancerous sunshine It's not all that easy, that much is true But the fun's all there, it's up to you You gotta grab it while you can coz life is gonna hit you pretty damn fast When you're 17, the world is yours It's right outside your front door You gotta break it down and break on out Grab those moments, make 'em last
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No Future 01:59
You know I've had enough of you and all the dirty things you do I'm gonna set my own course, I'm gonna rule my own nature You never cared for me a bit, you've always tried to make me fit Into a world that you have made where I can have no future CHORUS Gonna rock and roll Gonna rock your soul I'm talking Johnny Drughead and the Running Dogs of Love I'll never fit in with your friends in their bleached shirts and their black ties You can keep your boring jobs and your fat wives and cheap girlfriends I don't want anything from you or from your screwed up little world I've got my own act on track without your dollars and nonsense
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Animal Farm 05:29
Darwin put us all at the head of his class I don't think our performance will give us a pass Sometimes it's hard to tell the swine from the pearls Living high and fine in the dog eat dog world Their pig eat pig world Uncle John is gonna prove his manhood tonight Got a brew and got a deer dead in his sights Just went shopping, got all this fab gear Don't believe in killing for just part of the year Not to worry, Uncle J's a sporting guy They should run or get their brains blown into the sky He's a simple guy with something to prove Just wants to show that he can hit things that move All week he's just a suit and tie Not too bright but he's one hellofa boozer Out here here's a really big guy It's a sport where he can never lose CHORUS Welcome to the Animal Farm Can't you hear the screams of alarm? Welcome to the Animal Farm Auntie Meg is putting on her best face today Case her face in chemicals from Miss Mary Kay No-tear mascara makes her look her very best Thanks to a few rabbits who died in the test Got her mink wrap and a full-length fox coat Trailing blood behind her, she's an ugly old goat Preening in the mirror with a crocodile smile An elegant old carnivore drowning in style Drowning in pride, smothered in perfume Blinded to what's happening outside of her rooms Never a thought, never a worry 'Bout all that ugly stuff that you see on TV Why - can't they stop and listen Life - ain't so cheaply given It's time to stop the killing The waste is just so chilling Farming the land, food for survival Waiting for the new messiah's latent arrival Raping the forests for chemical croplands Nature's precious balance destroyed in their hands Drowning in wealth, smothered by garbage An ecosystem buried in all our own cartage Free creatures spend their whole lives in cages To satisfy the cravings of our nuclear age
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I don't give a fuck about the Montreal Jazz Fest I don't give a fuck if it's a tourist treasure chest But I do care about the homeless you thrown in jail to clean our shining streets I don't give a fuck about the Winnipeg Symphony What's that dead music supposed to mean to me? But I do care about the money you throw to those upper-class assholes without any need Another invoice to be signed Pork barrel money for the mind Another million for... Another billion for... Six million dollars for a line I don't give a fuck about Julie Masse I don't give a fuck if she's got a nice ass So why does Factor keep giving her all this cash so she can flaunt it on TV? I don't give a fuck about the cultural elite They ain't the kind of people I'd like to meet But they'll kiss your ass for a little cash Don't talk to them about integrity I don't give a damn about the Goddamned Doughboys Why do they think we care about their weenie pop noise They're the next big thing for the college crowd Too cool for the likes of you and me Culture vultures Just a bunch of leeching motherfuckers
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Cruisin' down the old 401 The Brockville curse blows a tire, surprising no one Blowing up an amp in TO It's off to the northern frontier -- that's Ontario, son Breaking fast with Satan's Choice We hit the road just to find it's disappearing Sault Ste. Misery awaits They party hard with Punk Rock bands appearing CHORUS Through the ice and snow we boldly go Where foreign bands fear to tread It's one for all, it's all for fun On the Great Canadian Rock 'n Roll Tour Winnipeg's really a gas Especially if you're into all of that drinking and driving The lone Regina club closed So we drive a thousand kliks bent on surviving Concert halls or basement dives Just pick up those guitars and drive Time zones passing in the night Gawking like rube tourists at all of the sights Playing bars from coast to coast Danny's Vancouver Vampire gets his goat Johnny never did get laid But he drank the bars dry wherever we played The Calgary music fest moved We played a rodeo ground filled with 10,000 Heading back 3,000 miles The Maritimes need a little bit of carousing
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released August 1, 1993

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Ripcordz Montreal, Québec

Formed in 1980 and been playing ever since. Proud Punks from Montreal. We've played more than 2,500 shows and put out 18 albums. But we're not living in the past. Our new stuff is our best stuff.

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