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Don't Fuck With Santa Claus

from War On Xmas by Ripcordz

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lyrics

Don’t fuck with Santa Claus
He knows when you’ve been bad and when you dropped your drawers
Don’t fuck with Santa Claus
He’s a bloody veteran of bargain store wars

One down and a hohoho
A shot of gin and he’s ready to go
He’s got his list, he’s checked it twice
Hears all the crying, gets set to start the lying

Two down and a hohoho
This stupid fatboy look has got to go
Boffing Buffy elf behind the mall
Little Jimmy sees all, little bastard starts to ball
No more whining
No more pacifying
Reindeer dining
Rudolph tastes so satisfying

Three down and a hohoho
Those tasteless tweens want all of the show
Won’t let them win, won’t give a thing
The greatest gift awaits him, unemployment’s so rewarding.

credits

from War On Xmas, released December 4, 2015
PAUL GOTT vocals, guitars
ALEX bass, vocals
FRANÇOIS DEMERS drums, vocals

recorded and mixed by Rob Martens
written by Paul Gott (SOCAN)

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Formed in 1980 and been playing ever since. Proud Punks from Montreal. We've played more than 2,500 shows and put out 18 albums. But we're not living in the past. Our new stuff is our best stuff.

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