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All I Want For Christmas (is a big wet kiss)

from War On Xmas by Ripcordz

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Clock strikes eight o’clock
Jump out of bed I’m ready to rock
It’s a happy day
Elbow your roommate right out of my way

The stockings are all hung but who cares if Santa’s there
There’s fake snow on the tree
Plus a load of presents and they’re all for me

Don’t want no socks and no underwear
Takes more than that to show you care
Don’t want no books and nothing practical
It better be something magical
Nintendo just won’t make the grade
Just ain’t worth the cash you paid
Got luxuries and all that you could buy
Don’t see why you even try
Coz all I want for Xmas is a big wet kiss

Reindeer stew for lunch
Drinking vodka-eggnog punch
Don’t want no fancy poems
Leave those Christmas cards at home

Cut Kris down to size
Replace him with some girl who can aerobicise
Time to modernize
That beer commercial look just seems the most wise

The stockings are all hung and who cares if we all stare?
Her red corvette stuffed to the teeth
With a load of presents and they’re all for me.

credits

from War On Xmas, released December 4, 2015
PAUL GOTT vocals, guitars
DANNY LAFLAMME bass, vocals
FRANÇOIS DEMERS drums, vocals

recorded and mixed by Rob Martens
written by Paul Gott (SOCAN)

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Formed in 1980 and been playing ever since. Proud Punks from Montreal. We've played more than 2,500 shows and put out 18 albums. But we're not living in the past. Our new stuff is our best stuff.

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