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Ho Ho Ho

from Black by Ripcordz

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Sometimes it's hard to figure who we should dislike more -- politically correct people, or those who hate politically correct people. But whoever says that Santa saying "ho ho ho" is offensive to women should seriously get a life.

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It’s Christmas Eve turn out the light
A thump thump thump gives me a fright
Sneak downstairs, what do I see?
But mom on Santa’s knee

“You’ve been naughty” Santa says
As she wraps him in her legs
Seems he’s the one who gets the joy
Just hope he leaves a toy

My world it buckles as he chuckles
Ho Ho Ho

Kris’s job is way too tough
Milk and cookies ain’t enough
Mom’s eyes go wide, she sees my gleam
And she starts to scream

A big Arbuckle slapstick chuckle
Ho Ho Ho

Got a sack of stuff from Old Saint Nick
My mom she don’t miss a trick
Now be ready for something funny
Want more loot from the Easter Bunny

Thump thump thump wakes me once more
Know just what I have in store
Mom caught in a bunny hug
Chocolates on the rug

Does his buckle, one more chuckle
Ho Ho Ho

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from Black, released July 2, 2010

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Ripcordz Montreal, Québec

Formed in 1980 and been playing ever since. Proud Punks from Montreal. We've played more than 2,500 shows and put out 18 albums. But we're not living in the past. Our new stuff is our best stuff.

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