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Don't Fuck With Santa Claus

from It's Never Too Late To Annoy Your Parents by Ripcordz

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Don't fuck with Santa Claus
He knows when you've been bad and when you've dropped your drawers
Don't fuck with Santa Claus
He's a bloody veteran of bargain store wars

One down and a Ho Ho Ho
A shot of gin and he's ready to go
He's got his list, he's checked it twice
Hears all the crying, gets ready to start the lying

Two down and a Ho Ho Ho
That stupid fatboy look has got to go
Boffing Buffy elf behind the mall
Little Jimmy sees all
Little bastard starts to bawl

No more whining
No more pacifying
Reindeer dining
Rudolph's so satisfying

Three down and a Ho Ho Ho
Those tasteless teens want all the show
Won't let them win, won't give a thing
The greatest gift awaits him
Unemployment's so rewarding

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from It's Never Too Late To Annoy Your Parents, released September 16, 2000

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Ripcordz Montreal, Québec

Formed in 1980 and been playing ever since. Proud Punks from Montreal. We've played more than 2,500 shows and put out 18 albums. But we're not living in the past. Our new stuff is our best stuff.

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